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Title:  Three Square Meals
Author:  Twocanz
Rating:  NC-17
Length:  15,299 (broken down into 3 parts due to length)
Pairings:  Harry/Ginny, Harry/Cho, Harry/Draco
Beta:  Sequana at Perfect Imagination
Warnings:  selfishness, smexing, and slash.  Also, though it was beta'd, any mistakes still left are my own.
Summary:  For Harry, the weekend was meant for over-indulgence.  In every way possible.

 

( Part 1 - Breakfast )

Title: Shiver
Author: snarkysweetness 
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Kitchen sex, voyeurism
When: Post-DH
Summary: On a hot summer day, Harry decides to take advantage of walking in on Ginny cooling off.
Disclaimer: Jo owns. I play.
Author's Note: This was written for week #08 of hp_smutday  using the prompts ‘Ice Cubes’ and ‘Voyeurism’. Also my beta is on vacation, so all mistakes are mine.

( Hot like Mexico )

Title: Severus Never Wins
Author: tangograce
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Marlene McKinnon
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic sexual content, biting, what might be considered bondage (very, very light), language.
Summary: Severus and Marlene reunite after his work has kept him away for far too long.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. If she didn't, these two would have lived happily ever after.
Author's Note: This is set in an AU universe where Marlene lives and the two are married. The AU-ness isn't really mentioned, however.

Severus Never Wins

Title: Midnight Surprise
Author: snarkysweetness 
Characters/Pairings: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Smut, oral, some light bondage, snarky Hermione
When: A year after the war, Hermione’s gone back to Hogwarts for her seventh-year, Ron is an Auror
Summary: While on break from assignment and missing Hermione, Ron decides to use his connections to score a visit with his girlfriend and much more.
Disclaimer: Jo owns. I play. Though, I’ll gladly take any Weasley (*coughs: Charlie and Ron*) that she sends my way.
Author's Note: This is my 100^th story. Go me. I wanted Ron/Hermione to be the 100^th because my love for the pairing got me into fandom and they’re seriously neglected. This was inspired by a wonderful piece of art entitled Surprise Visit by redheadsarehot . There will also be a sequel to this with Harry and Ginny.

( You're worth it all )

Title: Guilty Pleasures
Author: tangograce
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape; Severus Snape/Marlene McKinnon
Rating: R
Warnings: Cursing, scenes of sexual nature
Summary: After a fight with his girlfriend - Marlene McKinnon - over who took her virginity, Severus decides get rid of some tension in the shower.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. If Sev were mine, he'd be doing the things he does in this fic a LOT more often and in graphic detail.
Author's Note: This was written almost exactly a year ago, I never got around to actually posting it as fic. So, here it is.

Guilty Pleasures

Title: Nine Years
Author: tangograce
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape; Severus Snape/Marlene McKinnon
Rating: R
Warnings: Lots of angst, Sev being emo, cursing, scenes of sexual nature (at times graphic)
Summary: Severus contemplates just how long it's been since he's been involved with a woman, and despite his best efforts, memories creep into his mind, as they always seem to do. [Also, see Author's Note]
Disclaimer: JKR owns. If Sev were mine, his ending would have been much happier.
Author's Note: Another fic written long ago that still hadn't been posted properly. This is set after the death of Marlene McKinnon (to which I want to give some credit to snarkysweetness as the Marlene mentioned here is based off of her interpretation of the character), whom Severus had been in a relationship with. The rest...well, you'll get the idea.

Nine Years

Title: Dirty
Author: tangograce
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Lily Evans, with Lily Evans/James Potter in the background(but mostly just mentioned)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Angst, Bitter!Severus, Graphic Sexual Content
Summary: After years of not speaking to each other, Lily shows up at Severus' flat in the middle of the night. He's confused, she's reminiscent. Angst ensues, as well as some other things that are definitely not for the kiddies!
Disclaimer: JKR owns all the characters mentioned in this bit of fan fiction, including Severus Snape. If she didn't own him and I did, I can assure you he would have been wearing a lot less during those books.
Author's Note: Written for week five of hp_smutday with the prompts, 'Deny, Deny, Deny', 'Deny Me if You Think You Can', and 'Fuck the Pain Away'. And many, many thanks go out to my lovely beta snarkysweetness, who put up with my nervousness of writing fic and was/is generally fantastic. Also, this came out a lot longer and a lot more plotty than I had intended, but I hope everyone enjoys it none-the-less!

Dirty

Title: A Matter of Convenience
Author: snarkysweetness 
Characters/Pairings: Tracey/Blaise, mentions of Blaise with other women and Tracey with other men
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Infidelity, infidelity fetish, hate sex (biting, scratching, abuse, language, pain, etc.),  dirty talk, control, oral, masturbation, some fluff (erm…if you blink?), and lots of other smutty goodness.

If you think sex needs to be some pretty, beautiful, magical thing, this is probably not the fic for you.
When: Post Deathly Hallows
Summary: Tracey didn’t marry Blaise for love. She has her lovers, he has his. Yet Tracey still insists on interrogating Blaise when he returns home from his romps with other women.
Disclaimer: Jo owns. I play. Though, I’ll gladly take any Weasley (*cough: Charlie*) that she sends my way.
Author's Note: This was written for week 01 of hp_smutday  with the prompt of ‘infidelity’ and ‘heels’. I also think I may be kind of in love with Blaise Zabini, just saying.

( My hands float up above me and you whisper you love me )

Title: Best Kept Secrets
Author: snarkysweetness 
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Blaise, Draco/Pansy, with mentions to Blaise/Tracey and Draco/Tracey
Rating: NC-17 (the fun rating)
Warnings: Infidelity, cross-dressing, slash, fetishes (heels and corsets), spanking, dominance, blowjob, money shots, wanking, bottom-Draco, general smut, dirty talk, wall sex, language, past underage sex, etc. This is just complete filth-I went as far as I could go with this situation. Don’t click if you’re easily offended.  
When: Post-Deathly Hallows
Summary: Everyone has their secrets and Draco is no exception. With Draco’s secret, he is able to cast aside the image everyone expects from him and be himself. And Blaise is the only person who doesn’t judge him.
Disclaimer: Jo owns. I play. Though, I’ll gladly take any Weasley (*cough: Charlie*) that she sends my way.
Author's Note: This was written for week 1 of hp_smutday  with the prompts of Heels/Boots/Corsets, Valentine's Day, and Infidelity. I was able to get all three prompts into one fic, go me! I’ve never written Draco, Blaise, or Pansy before. I’ve also never written slash outside of roleplaying, so thoughts would be appreciated. This is unbeta’ed, so any mistakes are mine.  

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( Draco is a fickle little thing... )

Title:  Out of Hand
Rating:  NC-17
Author:  Twocanz (aka Me!)
Length:  One shot, 2441 words
Pairings:  Harry/OFCs/OMCs
Warnings:  No beta, multiple gender sexin' (lol), toy, faceless strangers, rimming, sucking, finger-fucking.
Also, I wrote this in one sitting in 2 1/2 hours and it shows!LOL  
Disclaimer:  JKR is is the coolest kid on the block because she let's us play with her toys!

Summary:  This had gotten out of hand...  Or firmly in multiple hands, it would seem, for hero.

(Out of Hand)

X-posting so sorry in advance!

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